Boring

just watched most of the episodes. started spotty but now it's in full on constant hilarity mode. i haven't laughed like this since the last season of curb your enthusiasm. some of my favorite moments:

don't remember the exact quotes but
"i would rather have robbers than neighbors. robbers take your things - neighbors take your time."

"she's got a rash on her pussy"

the scene where the italian guys come out to perform music at a restaurant and larry is forced (for complicated reasons) to stand up and make them stop "it's ok - that's good, that's enough" while the rest of the restaurant is watching made me crack up.

when larry "murders" a guy on the golf course

in general just the way larry's face looks in most every situation is enough to make me happy, regardless of what mood i'm in

after seven seasons it's safe for me to say that i love this show with a passion. it's not just another great show like sopranos, which i also love in a way. it's a show that i love because it tells me, "there others like you out there." so it's hilarious, and also very comforting.

LOL



LOL

honestly I see what you guys mean about the quality of my boarding

I just don't have it in me

get me out of prison i'm bored get me out of prison i want to socialize GET MNE OU guys

kit kats are mediocre candy. if thats some gourmet kit kat then fine. unless it's gourmet it's just some chemicals packed together for the masses to ingest mindlessly when there are true gourmet treats out there to nibble theire nattys on. the sheep will continue to eat kit kat bars while i and my brothers will feast upon gourmet fudge and malley bars.

i'm high on pills again. i think i'm addicted to chemicals. i'm not addicted to any one drug, just the whole chemical ingestion thing. it's been a while since i went a night without something flowing through my bloodstream. i like this life but it simply can't continue. tomorrow i am going job hunting without sleeping at all. if it wasn't for the fact that i got banned from lopp i probably would have been sober for the past two weeks. thanks a lot guys. you really don't know when to cut it out. learn your lesson once shame on you, twice fine go fuck yourself, three times and i'm going to kill myself, four times and i'll shit bricks on your tiny little patio, sad, sad, sad little patio. have you ever seen shit smeared across one of those glass patio tables? it's not very exciting or noteworthy.

here are some lyrics i came up with for the worst song that nobody ever listened to except for my facebook friends:

"so now now now
we know it now now now"

i am writing a trilogy of songs about how i wrote a song about a female and now she knows i'm in love with her because she heard the song. this is song two. i am so high. jesus. i love you elite scoundrels. i don't actually love you, just to clear that up. (i'm not clearing up whether or not i romantically love you, that's obvious, i don't, but i am clearing up whether i love you all in any way whatsoever, which i don't, though i felt it was appropriate to say so there).

in some dimension paves, bruegel, you guys would be great people to snort oxycontin with and talk about A. the new world order, B. boring dubstep music that all sounds like shit, or C. free jazz noise music that all sounds like shit.

anyway see you guys in hell